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"They sailed up with all flags unfurled." Have you ever heard of a furled flag? It's pretty uncommon. Here's a collection of phrases that my dad and I came up with that are seldom heard of or impossible phenomena, though their opposites are quite well known.

A furled flag
Paralleled beauty
Told wisdom
Beforemath (of a hurricane)
Canny coincidences
Sung heros
Founded accusation
Warranted behavior
A called for comment
Identified flying objects (IFO's)
Deniable fact
Adulterated lie
A named White House source
A daunted hero
To be caught awares
Dying loyalty
Earthed artifacts
Surpassed skill
To wittingly reveal a secret
His work went noticed
Inner space
Ruthful killer
He paid bottom dollar for that
A half-fledged member
A whole-witted individual
He's at his wit's beginning
A near-fetched idea
A combobulated person
He spoke for the worst part of an hour
A gruntled employee
He made a paraging comment.
Ruly children.

This is my favorite of Greg Hyland's Star Wars Lego comics on From Bricks to Bothans, entitled "Extra Pieces." Anyone who owns a Lego set can relate to this!

For those who don't, every Lego set comes with a few extras of the smallest pieces. Darth Maul's second blade was an extra piece!

Check out more of Greg's hilarious Star Wars Lego comics here.

A comedy team my dad and I made up

Manny: Why do you always answer a question with a question?
Gunther: Do I?

Manny: Why do you always deny everything?
Gunther: I do not!

Manny:Why are you always suspicious of people's motives?
Gunther: Why are you asking me this?

Manny:Why are you so indecisive?
Gunther: Oh . . . I don't know

Manny:Why do you tend to ignore certain people?
Gunther:

Manny: Why are you so apathetic?
Gunther: I don't know and I don't care

Manny: Why do you procrastinate?
Gunther: I'll tell you some other time

Manny: Did you read the book on memory improvement?
Gunther: I don't remember

Manny: Why don't you trust people more?
Gunther: I can't tell you

Manny: Why are you so stubborn?
Gunther: I won't tell you!

Manny: I read that one out of every two people likes to gamble
Gunther: Wanna bet?

Manny: A lot of people have trouble making up their minds on certain issues
Gunther: I'm not sure if I agree with that

Manny: Do you believe that all questions are relative?
Gunther: Absolutely!

Manny: Why do you always avoid my questions?
Gunther: That reminds me of my uncle who always does that

Manny: Why do you repeat everything I say?
Gunther: I didn't realize that I repeat everything you say

Manny: Do you have any confidence in yourself?
Gunther: I doubt it

Manny: Why can't you be honest?
Gunther: I truthfully can't answer that

Manny: Why didn't you give a speech last night when they asked you?
Gunther: I wasn't prepared to give and impromptu speech

Manny: Why are you always in a hurry?
Gunther: Sorry, I don't have time to answer—gotta run!

Manny: Why do you always interrupt when—
Gunther: I can answer your last question now

Manny: Do you ever think before you speak?
Gunther:
Gunther:
Gunther:
Gunther: Sometimes

Manny: Why are you such a gossip?
Gunther: Sam told me that Bill told Joe that you thought that about me

Manny: Why haven't you read that book on time management I lent you?
Gunther: I haven't gotten arount to it

These next few
were submitted by Jessica, November 2003. Thanks, Jessica!

Manny: Why are you always preoccupied?
Gunther: Hmmm?

Manny: Why do you always answer in monosyllables?
Gunther: Who says?

Manny: Why are you so imperative?
Gunther: Be quiet!

Gunther: Why do you ask so many questions?
Manny: I like your answers

Manny: Why did you just inter—
Gunther: I never interrupt you.

Manny: Why must you exaggerate?
Gunther: I've told you ten million times that I never exaggerate!

Furled Flags and other Forgotten Phenomena

"Extra Pieces", a comic by Greg Hyland

Manny and Gunther